The Grimm's Fairy Tales

Ten Things I Never Thought I'd Say:

1. Don't Lick the Window!!
2. Don't Chew on the paper towel roll.
3. Don't bite the chair legs!
4. Get out from underneath Mor-Far's Bed
5. You think you get a treat for going potty?
6. Please Don't chew on the computer wires.
7. Where's your slipper? Go Chew on that.
8. I'll spray you in the face, I swear!
9. You're gonna get stuck behind that ironing board
10. Why don't you go sleep behind the U-bend?

If you couldn't already tell, these are just a few of the things I find myself saying to Mimi as we're training her. And to think- I though I'd have kids before I'd do anyhing like this.

Thursday, February 01, 2007